Himhivhin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, merciful sheep.

Himhivhin created the universe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himhivhin, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Himhivhin, she will turn you into a tree.

Himhivhin's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Himhivhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray skirts.

2. Always wear plain rings during rituals.

3. Do not hurt manatees.

4. Hide from red badgers for they are unholy.

5. Never chant in the presence of elders.