Fedcissdav is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, stupid dingo.

Fedcissdav created Asia eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedcissdav, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fedcissdav, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fedcissdav's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Fedcissdav's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to sloth.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Never handle titanium while unclean.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never look at moons.