Cetdungut is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, temperamental alligator.

Cetdungut created light nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cetdungut, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cetdungut, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cetdungut's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Cetdungut's Holy Commandments

1. Always share limes with strangers, but never with manatees.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. You must never eat peanuts.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.