Botyattom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, intelligent meerkat.

Botyattom created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Botyattom, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Botyattom, she will throw large rocks at you.

Botyattom's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Botyattom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum mechanics.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. You must never eat wheat.

4. Never leap in spring.

5. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.