Kipsanrul is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, fast octopus.

Kipsanrul created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kipsanrul, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kipsanrul, she will refuse to believe in you.

Kipsanrul's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Kipsanrul's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Kipsanrul three times a day.

2. Never speak at midday.

3. Never speak aloud of signs.

4. Never talk about eukaryotes.

5. Never adorn your feet with gray markings.