Pagfaglam is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witty human.

Pagfaglam created dark energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagfaglam, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pagfaglam, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Pagfaglam's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Pagfaglam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never write about electromagnetism.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never remain standing at midnight.