Budbedmat is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, stupid elephant.

Budbedmat created oxygen four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budbedmat, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Budbedmat, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Budbedmat's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Budbedmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare grapes while filled with envy.

2. Do not speak about turnips.

3. Never gather six manatees in one place.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never write about nucleic acids.