Godnegceb is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, merciless raccoon.

Godnegceb created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godnegceb, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Godnegceb, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Godnegceb's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Godnegceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured sheep.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. Always treat sharks with great respect.

5. Do not covet oxen.