Genpangnurt is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, duplicitous guinea pig.

Genpangnurt created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genpangnurt, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Genpangnurt, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Genpangnurt's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Genpangnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Do not prepare spinach while filled with envy.

4. Shun those given to vanity.

5. Never pray while filled with joy.