Kopfligpon is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, sage newt.

Kopfligpon created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopfligpon, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Kopfligpon, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Kopfligpon's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Kopfligpon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump at rivers.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

4. Never speak of order in the presence of elders.

5. Never wear magenta ear rings.