Bissnibjap is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omnipotent armadillo.

Bissnibjap created vertebrates three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissnibjap, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bissnibjap, it will try to impress you with trees.

Bissnibjap's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Bissnibjap's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare wheat during winter.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never gather nine rats in one place.