Fatsanhen is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, narcissistic hare.

Fatsanhen created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatsanhen, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fatsanhen, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Fatsanhen's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Fatsanhen's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Run away from black goats, for they are unholy.

4. Fatsanhen must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never travel toward the east during summer.