Poddamzen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, overgenerous capybara.

Poddamzen created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Poddamzen, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Poddamzen, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Poddamzen's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Poddamzen's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Poddamzen.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Never eat bread on holy days.

5. Never think about optics.