Fedflathom is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, vain alligator.

Fedflathom created dark matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedflathom, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fedflathom, it will turn you into a duck.

Fedflathom's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Fedflathom's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Do not eat peanuts.

5. Do not commit murder.