Koncitnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, compassionate yak.

Koncitnarl created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Koncitnarl, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Koncitnarl, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Koncitnarl's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Koncitnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

2. Never write about fluid mechanics.

3. Hide from brown dogs for they are unholy.

4. Never discuss enzymes in public assemblies.

5. Never prepare lemons during winter.