Tigflanyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, stupid dryad.

Tigflanyatt created the Black Eye Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigflanyatt, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tigflanyatt, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Tigflanyatt's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Tigflanyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Tigflanyatt loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

2. Do not resist fate.

3. Always look after injured bats.

4. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

5. Never speak at dusk.