Cumbosswab is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, contented manatee.

Cumbosswab created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumbosswab, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Cumbosswab, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cumbosswab's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Cumbosswab's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain humility during fasting days.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Do not prepare pineapples while filled with pride.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

5. Never speak of balance in the presence of children.