Dosscissmumbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, fussy spider.

Dosscissmumbiss created dark matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dosscissmumbiss, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dosscissmumbiss, he will turn you into a hamster.

Dosscissmumbiss' most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Dosscissmumbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help dogs in need.

2. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never curse while facing east.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. Do not prepare rice while filled with pride.