Sidtafomin is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, selfish turtle.

Sidtafomin created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sidtafomin, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sidtafomin, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Sidtafomin's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Sidtafomin's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Sidtafomin's priests.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not record numbers concerning galaxies.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. You must pray to Sidtafomin three times a day.