Fet is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, unthinking eagle.

Fet created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fet, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fet, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fet's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Fet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat pineapples.

2. Never chant in the presence of elders.

3. Do not study deoxyribonucleic acid on holy days.

4. Always remove ear rings before entering holy places.

5. Do not drink alcohol.