Pinfonquart is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, smart camel.

Pinfonquart created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinfonquart, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pinfonquart, it will ignore you.

Pinfonquart's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Pinfonquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray shoes.

2. Never talk about spacetime.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never feed peas to ducks while wearing blue jumpers.

5. Erect five zinc sculptures of Pinfonquart on top of important buildings.