Sogtundud Sidstigfas is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, pitiless manatee.

Sogtundud Sidstigfas created time and space eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogtundud Sidstigfas, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sogtundud Sidstigfas, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sogtundud Sidstigfas' most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Sogtundud Sidstigfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics.

5. Voles are not to be trusted.