Tamweefet is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, charitable monkey.

Tamweefet created an electron three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tamweefet, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tamweefet, he will refuse to believe in you.

Tamweefet's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Tamweefet's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of chaos in the presence of priests.

2. Always maintain humility during fasting days.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Tamweefet.