Buszodhak is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, capable ant.

Buszodhak created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Buszodhak, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Buszodhak, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Buszodhak's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Buszodhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Never eat bread.

3. Never cross forests at midnight.

4. Buszodhak must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never feed grapes to bats while wearing scarves.