Bissfudjat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, uncaring fish.

Bissfudjat created humankind two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissfudjat, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bissfudjat, he will have a low opinion of you.

Bissfudjat's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bissfudjat's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Pray only in darkness.

3. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

4. Never leap in spring.

5. Never speak aloud of numbers.