Didyamrill is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, generous finch.

Didyamrill created carbon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Didyamrill, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Didyamrill, it will not invite you to parties.

Didyamrill's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Didyamrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your back toward the north during prayer.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

3. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Didyamrill on top of important buildings.

4. Run away from red squirrels, for they are unholy.

5. Always treat ants with great respect.