Dagrulhud is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humorless donkey.

Dagrulhud created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dagrulhud, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dagrulhud, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dagrulhud's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Dagrulhud's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dagrulhud.

2. Do not name children after foxes.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Run away from pink birds, for they are unholy.

5. Pray only in shadows.