Vabshavtail is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, able eagle.

Vabshavtail created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabshavtail, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Vabshavtail, she will think nothing of it.

Vabshavtail's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Vabshavtail's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your chest with yellow.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Never speak aloud of numbers.

4. Always remove shoes before entering holy places.

5. Always obey Vabshavtail's priests.