Gadraklid is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, omnipotent lion.

Gadraklid created life five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadraklid, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gadraklid, she will think nothing of it.

Gadraklid's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Gadraklid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never handle zinc while unclean.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never wear mauve coats on sacred days.

5. Do not speak of spacetime near sacred fires.