Cindotdog Hadgarmifjentetti is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, compassionate gerbil.

Cindotdog Hadgarmifjentetti created carbon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cindotdog Hadgarmifjentetti, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cindotdog Hadgarmifjentetti, she will destroy your home planet.

Cindotdog Hadgarmifjentetti's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Cindotdog Hadgarmifjentetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet kilts.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not study bacteria on holy days.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.