Legvabnad is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, thoughtless beaver.

Legvabnad created a quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Legvabnad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Legvabnad, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Legvabnad's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Legvabnad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Legvabnad's priests.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. You must pray to Legvabnad nine times a day.

5. Never speak of order in the presence of children.