Monrotzanfon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, strong pig.

Monrotzanfon created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Monrotzanfon, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Monrotzanfon, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Monrotzanfon's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Monrotzanfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record numbers concerning black holes.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never wear turquoise coats.

5. Do not consume lemons at dawn.