Honwikjab is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, flying mole.

Honwikjab created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Honwikjab, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Honwikjab, she will destroy your favourite star.

Honwikjab's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Honwikjab's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather nine porpoises in one place.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Honwikjab loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

4. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Honwikjab in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.