Queeghenort is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, confident crab.

Queeghenort created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Queeghenort, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Queeghenort, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Queeghenort's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Queeghenort's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of pineapples to pigs while wearing mauve hats.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

4. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Queeghenort in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not wear skirts marked with brown.