Duntartofstip is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witty coyote.

Duntartofstip created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Duntartofstip, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Duntartofstip, she will manifest in front of you.

Duntartofstip's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Duntartofstip's Holy Commandments

1. Remain kneeling during prayer.

2. Always remove coats before entering holy places.

3. Never adorn your back with brown markings.

4. You must pray to Duntartofstip five times a day.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.