Taprakmap is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, deceitful wolf.

Taprakmap created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taprakmap, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Taprakmap, she will manifest in front of you.

Taprakmap's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Taprakmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Taprakmap in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not kill mites.

4. Do not place parsnips upon stone.

5. Never point your chest toward the west during prayer.