Bepbunwad is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, narcissistic crab.

Bepbunwad created time and space three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepbunwad, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bepbunwad, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bepbunwad's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Bepbunwad's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about comets.