Sterliplarp is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, narcissistic walrus.

Sterliplarp created snails three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sterliplarp, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sterliplarp, he will turn you into a snail.

Sterliplarp's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Sterliplarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear white dresses on sacred days.

2. Never sit near squirrels.

3. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

4. Never run in the presence of elders.

5. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.