Parkbellbest is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, able wombat.

Parkbellbest created the Large Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Parkbellbest, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Parkbellbest, he will not invite you to parties.

Parkbellbest's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Parkbellbest's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not kill frogs.

3. Never gather five manatees near doors.

4. Always act with purity.

5. Do not drink alcohol.