Volbogfebbep is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, weak rat.

Volbogfebbep created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Volbogfebbep, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Volbogfebbep, it will manifest in front of you.

Volbogfebbep's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Volbogfebbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during autumn.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Volbogfebbep.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Volbogfebbep.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching iron.