Gabfosshom is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, vain lobster.

Gabfosshom created a Higgs boson two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gabfosshom, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gabfosshom, it will be very sad.

Gabfosshom's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Gabfosshom's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach forests carrying stone.

2. Never talk about dark matter.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always store turnips above ground.

5. Never talk about fire.