Gencusslinquarttipcemwapjop is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, self-assured ant.

Gencusslinquarttipcemwapjop created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gencusslinquarttipcemwapjop, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gencusslinquarttipcemwapjop, he will refuse to believe in you.

Gencusslinquarttipcemwapjop's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Gencusslinquarttipcemwapjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always cleanse water with water.

3. Never skip in the presence of voles.

4. Never adorn your feet with gray markings.

5. Never speak at dusk.