Padrillib is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, strong centaur.

Padrillib created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Padrillib, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Padrillib, she will turn you into a rat.

Padrillib's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Padrillib's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

2. Always act with obedience.

3. Never think ill of sick frogs.

4. Never eat bread on days of mourning.

5. Pray only in firelight.