Himfaglik is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, all-powerful clam.

Himfaglik created dark matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Himfaglik, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Himfaglik, she will cry a lot.

Himfaglik's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Himfaglik's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your arms before prayer.

2. Do not speak of the strong nuclear force near sacred fires.

3. Do not name children after seals.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Never think ill of sick voles.