Kanxinsis is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, tranquil lion.

Kanxinsis created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kanxinsis, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Kanxinsis, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Kanxinsis' most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Kanxinsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Retreat if eight horses approach from the north.

3. Do not contemplate the strong nuclear force during the night.

4. Run away if five sheep approach from the east.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.