Jipdutzag is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tiresome fox.

Jipdutzag created the universe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipdutzag, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jipdutzag, it will send minions to preach to you.

Jipdutzag's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Jipdutzag's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Hide from orange otters for they are unholy.

5. Never chant in the presence of sharks.