Garkopaf is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, omniscient naga.

Garkopaf created Africa eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Garkopaf, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Garkopaf, it will come to you in dreams.

Garkopaf's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Garkopaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head fawn.

2. Always look after injured swans.

3. Do not prepare cucumbers while wearing hats.

4. Never feed coconuts to ants while wearing stockings.

5. You must never eat lemons.