Nartjatbim is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, kind bee.

Nartjatbim created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartjatbim, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nartjatbim, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Nartjatbim's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Nartjatbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare cherries during summer.

2. Do not study enzymes on holy days.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Never play with disobedient children.