Fenveenlid is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fast spider.

Fenveenlid created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenveenlid, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fenveenlid, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Fenveenlid's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Fenveenlid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Fenveenlid in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never mention sheep.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Fenveenlid loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.