Wegbomflig is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, temperamental guinea pig.

Wegbomflig created tapeworms five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegbomflig, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wegbomflig, it will turn you into a duck.

Wegbomflig's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Wegbomflig's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to cruelty.

2. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

3. Do not prepare limes while wearing jumpers.

4. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

5. Never speak aloud of signs.